I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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