The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
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well, you know. whores of a feather.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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