This gyro tastes like lonliness
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
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Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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