Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
it was like eating out sand paper
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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