so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
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whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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