hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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