the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Randomize