well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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