OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
