If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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