Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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