none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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