at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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