Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
