She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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