Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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