they need to just BURY HIM!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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