I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Randomize