oh god the rape fog is back!
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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