I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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