Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
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Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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