whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
bring money and cleavage
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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