I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
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I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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