were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i will never coherently bang her
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
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I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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