11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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