she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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