I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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