You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet