"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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