we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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