I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
dude. I can hear the air.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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