Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
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So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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