2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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