I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
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There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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