what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
