the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
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Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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