i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
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Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
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HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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