addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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