I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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