So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Randomize
