Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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