No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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