She's JV to your varsity
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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