apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea