I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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