someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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