is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Randomize
