this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
we should paint friendship bongs
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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