She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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