Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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