You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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